1. You sleep at 11 the night before, wake up at 5am the following morning, and spend the day training geeks to become geekier. Repeat every other day.
2. You view the same Friendster/Facebook profiles every day and wonder why your friends' primary photos or names (Arthur then Arthritis then Anthurium) have been changing by the minute.
3. You go to the same fastfood each day, order and eat the same food, and promise not to go back there again.
You are a zombie, a cyborg, an android programmed to do things ad nauseam, ad infinitum. You are useless. You are nothing. This is nothing.
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